At Least I have an Ass
Chinese Philosophy Art

This painting is discounted because of some minor wrinkles. Dry-Mount this when you have it framed, they will all disappear.

At Least I Have An Ass

This painting tells of a man who is jealous of all the other men because they have horses, and all he has in an ass.

As his mind ponders this thought, he turns his head and sees a man carrying a heavy load on his back.

The man then realizes that he is lucky because at least he has an ass (and he shouldn't spend so much time comparing his ass with others).

Please Note: I will not be held responsible if you give this to your wife and tell her, "Hey baby, stop comparing yourself to other women, at least you have an ass".
Apparently this is already responsible for one divorce somewhere in Minnesota - lol.